What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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