She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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