That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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