i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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