Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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