Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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