ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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