STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Nicole vs. Life
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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