I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
im having a threesome with these popsicles
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
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Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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