i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
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