why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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