She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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