You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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