He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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