windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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