I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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