I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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