kristin has been a bad kristin
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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