Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Randomize
