The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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