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I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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