I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
