If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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