Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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