You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
