we're blogging at a bar
need another drink. this is the easiest way
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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