i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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