yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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