and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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