White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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