So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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