His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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