i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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