What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
