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(559): View more from California

That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!

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(404): View more from Georgia

He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"

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(515): View more from Iowa

hes a good boy he deserves a good blow

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(210): View more from Texas

Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad

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(317): View more from Indiana

You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for

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(971): View more from Oregon

Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway

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