good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!