and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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