Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
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so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.