Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.