He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
