i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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