You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
