i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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