okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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