I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
dude i'm inner monologue high
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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