I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
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His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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