Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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