i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
