the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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