Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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