Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
tell me about the fingering
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