So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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