I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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