Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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