some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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