Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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