What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He better not be in your backpack
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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