if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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