New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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