HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
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so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Just puked most of my soul out..
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